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yesterday my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back . After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague . Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world . real FML
Today, After Being With The Company Fir Over 3 Yeres, I Realisd Nobody Really Knows Name . This Was After Boss Was Walking Around A New Staff Member And Couldn't Introduce Me . Neither Could Colleague, Who's Been Sitting Next To Me Fir The Last 6 Months . Mega FML
while talking with my ex..!! I mentiond I was depressd about turning 40!! He said he'd been depressd about turning 40 as well..!! until he startd screwing hot 20-somethings!! We were still togetherhen he turnd 40!! FML
Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to grandmother's house cuz she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubbornhen I'm old. FML
TODAY.. . I GOT A WEDGIE AFTER A WORKOUT CLASS . AS I WAS WALKING.. . I USD MY GYM BAG TO DISCREETLY UNWEDGIE IT.. . AN THEN TURND AROUND TO CHECK THAT NO ONE WAS THERE . THE CUTE GUY THAT I HAD A CRUSH ON LAST YEAR WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME.. . AN BY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.. . IT WASN'T DISCREET . FML
Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convincd I either had an infectd tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushd to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulld the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML
Friday 27 March 2015