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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1633
  • Number of comments : 480
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life is good!

socially awkward and alienated introvert, love to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea, history is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, the walking dead, movies like Inception, whiplash, marvel comics productions, been playing dota2 on steam so add me there ^_^ @coolkiller_
I love to read as well. .nor a partyholic neither a good dancer. .
Dream to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT ! trying my best to keep up with everybody these days !
extremely friendly and polite to those who are kind enough.
and lastly

Winter is coming! O_O

words cannot describe my gratitude for pink floyd. ..A big progrock fanatic so feel free to share your favourite. band's name. .
#Floydbhakt
#Floydian
#Floyder
#Potterhead
#freeSpirit

p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.

~twitter @tranced_
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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26952) - you deserved it (3322)

On 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

#21388867
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (1716)

On 04/06/2015 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

#21388867
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (1716)

On 04/06/2015 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

#21388731
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24896) - you deserved it (4620)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm - health - by TheRunaway21 (woman) - United States

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

#21388711
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29313) - you deserved it (1852)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by therewasnocurtain - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

#21388506
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26358) - you deserved it (3131)

On 04/06/2015 at 7:44am - animals - by tannerrosetx_1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my car needs an oil change. I had to listen the warning alert beep for over 200 miles. FML

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

#21387468
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25326) - you deserved it (3253)

On 04/04/2015 at 10:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

#21387401
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31519) - you deserved it (2776)

On 04/04/2015 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous - India

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

#21387285
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27185) - you deserved it (2750)

On 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

#21387117
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28545) - you deserved it (5427)

On 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm - kids - by no, YOU raised him (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

#21387075
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24660) - you deserved it (3290)

On 04/03/2015 at 3:05pm - misc - by HtotheFtotheS - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24354) - you deserved it (7387)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, I was let go from my internship for "not putting in enough effort". I was working 50 hours a week for almost zero pay. FML

#21386456
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30388) - you deserved it (2270)

On 04/02/2015 at 10:48am - work - by Wellfu (woman) - Europe

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

#21383169
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27700) - you deserved it (2062)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia



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