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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1890
  • Number of comments : 522
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life is good!

socially awkward and alienated introvert, love to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea, history is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, the walking dead, movies like Inception, whiplash, marvel comics productions, been playing dota2 on steam so add me there ^_^ @coolkiller_
I love to read as well. .nor a partyholic neither a good dancer. .
Dream to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT ! trying my best to keep up with everybody these days !
extremely friendly and polite to those who are kind enough.
and lastly

Winter is coming! O_O

words cannot describe my gratitude for pink floyd. ..A big progrock fanatic so feel free to share your favourite. band's name. .
#Floydbhakt
#Floydian
#Floyder
#Potterhead
#freeSpirit
#CarpeDiem
p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.

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Today, I emotionally confessed to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat it several times. He ended up telling me no. FML

#21407219
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27986) - you deserved it (2540)

On 05/09/2015 at 11:53am - love - by ForeverAlone - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28999) - you deserved it (2356)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

#21406874
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28999) - you deserved it (2356)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

#21406781
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (3710)

On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML

#21406668
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27366) - you deserved it (1808)

On 05/08/2015 at 8:46am - misc - by MedChew (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

#21406019
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27390) - you deserved it (4824)

On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31091) - you deserved it (4279)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

#21405053
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34164) - you deserved it (2779)

On 05/05/2015 at 10:44am - love - by inheritance (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32013) - you deserved it (4912)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, my supervisor forced me to bring the image of a failed simulation to the group meeting, because he thought it looked funny. So did the others and it's now going on our webpage. I have to provide a scientific description of how I made a mistake in my code. FML

#21393415
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23817) - you deserved it (2457)

On 04/14/2015 at 7:50am - work - by OptMouse (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

#21391716
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33735) - you deserved it (2494)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss finally did something nice for me and bought me a coffee. By mistake I poured salt in it. To not be ungrateful, I drank it all in front of her. FML

Today, I went to class to take an important final for which I studied all week long and worked hard in class. Today, the teacher also told us that anyone who had an A did not have to take the final. I missed out on a trip to the Bahamas for this. FML



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