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toxic_walrus

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  • Number of visits : 2459
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About toxic_walrus : love the office and doctor who, aspiring special effects artist, and a sarcastic asshole. But a friendly sarcastic asshole :] Anyway, message me if you wanna, I love meeting people!

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Yesterday , I frantically told my parents that my bank account looool had no money. Turns out , they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job an invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it fir the family," an I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML

#21306100
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40106) - you deserved it (2624)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:13am - money - by poor man - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my best friend's grlfriend for the frst time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If u ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

#21305050
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39125) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/24/2014 at 8:44am - love - by ohwell (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , I helpd a very large elderly man,ho thankd me and trid to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him , "We are not allowd to accept tips from customers." His reply was , "You're going to take this fucking money," and shovd it in my pocket. I'm now being written up fir it. FML

#21304848
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32722) - you deserved it (2640)

On 11/23/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by justinmdent - United States (Missouri)

Today, I have to deal with being laughd at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movement toward me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got muggd and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44202) - you deserved it (2753)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today I started to get orny wile watcing TV wit ma usband. I tried turning im on by telling im I wanted is cock. He ceerfully replied witout looking away from te TV looool "If only I gave a fuck babe if only I gave a fuck!" fat FML

#21304429
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37758) - you deserved it (4289)

On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was rock climbing. I had mah equipment on and I saw a really cute grl. I went fir the hardest climb in the gym , and while jumping up to grab the rock , I simultaneously fartd , missd the rock , fell to the mat and broke mah arm in the process. FML

#21303024
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32127) - you deserved it (15151)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, I droppd my trash into what I thought was a garbaga can. My co-workars stard at ma lika I had just pissd mysalf. It was a toy collaction box fir childran in fostar cara. raal FML

#21302935
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (9424)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone commented on mah mother's memorial page on mah blog. It said ( u need too get over it bitch ) an ( ur mum was ah0re ). I looked up the IP address an found the comment was posted from mah own wifi. The only other personho lives in mah house is mah grlfriend. FML

#21297662
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42744) - you deserved it (3180)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland)

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44133) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today , while reading 1984 on the train , a cute guy around mah age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask fir mah number , he got up , pattd me on the head and said it's so nice that kids mah age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML

#21284324
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36766) - you deserved it (2973)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AN I TRIED ROLEPLAYING A TEACER-STUDENT DURING SEX. WE'RE BOT STUDYING TO BE ACTORS, SO WE ENDED UP GOING INTO A REALLY DEEP, EMOTIONAL STORYLINE TAT DIDN'T END IN SEX AT ALL. FML

#21284275
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37607) - you deserved it (10947)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my wife got a new best-friend. It's my ex-wife.

#21283962
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37311) - you deserved it (3622)

On 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by max - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING WIT MY GRANDMA AN SE WAS GOING 30 OVER TE SPEED LIMIT!! TO SLOW ER DOWN, I SAID, ( HEY LOOK, TE POLICE )!! SE SLAMMED ON TE BRAKES SO ARD I IT MY EAD ON TE DASBOARD!! FML

#21279207
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31572) - you deserved it (15669)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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