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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1317
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About toughchick14 : I have to explain my name. You see I'm nice girl so don't be confused by my comments, which are usually pretty forgiving. However, if you're mean to my family, friends, or me you better watch it because I don't appreciate being pushed around.

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toughchick14's favorite FMLs

Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML

#13662934
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28633) - you deserved it (2754)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

#13144525
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27146) - you deserved it (7055)

On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32993) - you deserved it (3358)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41126) - you deserved it (8464)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8963) - you deserved it (46930)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

#7936537
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43498) - you deserved it (2223)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

#7467254
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4296) - you deserved it (64753)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML

#7226236
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32789) - you deserved it (2542)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63429) - you deserved it (3160)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML

#7025627
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29190) - you deserved it (2614)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:03am - intimacy - by wheresthelove (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87158) - you deserved it (4981)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

#6927216
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6266) - you deserved it (49262)

On 12/24/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Sean (man) - United States

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

#6746547
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28876) - you deserved it (4304)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to perform with my Orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML

#6724178
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26290) - you deserved it (5487)

On 12/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53693) - you deserved it (2802)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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