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  • Birth Date : Friday 15 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About touch_phobia : My name is Jen. I'm 16, asexual biromantic, Supernatural and animals are my obsessions. I have anxiety and depression but im trying to get better and not hate life so much. And yes, I do have a touch phobia. No, this was not because of some sort of molestation or rape. Yes, I am a vegan. No, I don't hate meat eaters. Pro LGBT+. If you aren't supportive of that, don't bother talking to me.

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Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML

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On 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

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Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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102 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

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143 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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101 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by ooblie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

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101 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
89 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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212 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by onehundredpercenteffed (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, at work my arms were full. I needed to get the door open, so instead of pushing the swing door open with my shoulder, I kicked it open with my foot. Right into my manager's face. FML

#2647799
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On 06/05/2009 at 11:36pm - work - by hellogoodbye (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML

#135625
93 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by notmyday (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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