About touch_phobia : My name is Jen. I'm 16, asexual biromantic, Supernatural and animals are my obsessions. I have anxiety and depression but im trying to get better and not hate life so much. And yes, I do have a touch phobia. No, this was not because of some sort of molestation or rape. Yes, I am a vegan. No, I don't hate meat eaters. Pro LGBT+. If you aren't supportive of that, don't bother talking to me.
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by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by lacy / 03/01/2014 at 3:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
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by fack / 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML
by ooblie / 12/08/2010 at 3:22am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/23/2009 at 4:54am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
by omgitserika / 11/18/2009 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
by onehundredpercenteffed / 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
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