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touch_phobia
  • Town/Country : Oregon, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 93
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About touch_phobia : I am an introvert, my passion is animals, and I have a touch phobia. 2 ferrets, 2 dogs, 3 cats, 4 aquariums, I love school. I don't belong to any fandoms but I love Sweeney Todd and Slenderman . I am a computer nerd and code websites (fluent in HTML, CSS, JS, JQUERY, PHP, and I am learning MYSQL), and design graphics. Oh and yes I'm a vegetarian but I don't "preach" my beliefs to anyone who doesn't ask. If you eat meat I don't care, it's your choice.

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Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

#21074688
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38326) - you deserved it (8503)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

#20978171
199 comments

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

#20971859
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39020) - you deserved it (3975)

On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

#20971339
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34823) - you deserved it (8494)

On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

#6418903
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6793) - you deserved it (30796)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9687) - you deserved it (51135)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, at work my arms were full. I needed to get the door open, so instead of pushing the swing door open with my shoulder, I kicked it open with my foot. Right into my manager's face. FML

#2647799
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32490) - you deserved it (10473)

On 06/05/2009 at 11:36pm - work - by hellogoodbye (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML

#135625
89 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by notmyday (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16730) - you deserved it (1052)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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