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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About totallylosing : Hey! This is Brook and Dakota.
We live in the great nation of fatasses and swaggy idiots. We both love Xbox, and gaming overall, but if you have an Xbox, and or an Xbox One, you must message one of us your GT. Also, deadmau5 is a passion of his, and Of Mice and Men is one of hers. Hmm... We both love Seth Rogan's sense of humor, and simply adore anything Emma Watson. His favorite exercise is running. Due to being a skinny little fuck that's all he can really do. But he's not bad at it. We've been in a wonderful, loving relationship since May 27, and are handling life's issues together.
Hacked- I love you. (: You make me smile when I need it most. You're my bestfriend as well as my other half. I hope I make you smile and laugh as much as you do me. I know I annoy you and make you mad sometimes but I'm happy you stick through everything by my side. I love you Dakota. -Brook. 😘

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Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35627) - you deserved it (4304)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39637) - you deserved it (15268)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44899) - you deserved it (5220)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I was jogging on my farm when I discovered a cave. Unfortunately for me, I discovered said cave by tripping and falling into it where there was still a 10ft drop to the bottom. FML

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43046) - you deserved it (3109)

On 11/16/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by gonnafail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44878) - you deserved it (3485)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt... into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

#2846826
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10762) - you deserved it (70551)

On 06/13/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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