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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

#21399833
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12928) - you deserved it (942)

On 04/26/2015 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
77 comments

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On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
192 comments

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On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

#21396139
103 comments

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On 04/19/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by Anunimos (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
190 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML

#21378617
111 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a call from the ICU. Apparently, my boyfriend has been there for 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even my parents have been to see him. FML

#21378357
125 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

#21375407
49 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 12:10am - love - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son was at a birthday party. After eating a plate of cake, he loudly asked the birthday boy's mum if he could have sloppy seconds. I don't know where he heard that phrase, but the other kids' parents shot me very dirty looks. FML

#21369892
51 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
65 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
142 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
462 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

#21352647
80 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML

#21349372
101 comments

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On 02/03/2015 at 10:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

#21349366
96 comments

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On 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm - health - by februarymarchapril (woman) - United States (Texas)



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