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by AlwaysGottaFML / 08/20/2011 at 3:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
by Champion the wonder horse / 07/28/2011 at 4:15am / United States / Work
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 10:38pm / United States / Love
by mk / 06/14/2011 at 2:08am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
by kingpin9219 / 05/30/2011 at 12:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by yummy / 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by justletitbeover / 05/28/2011 at 8:20am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by redhanded / 05/28/2011 at 5:24am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by epicfail / 05/28/2011 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 12:38am / Australia / Health
Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
by DMitch / 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…