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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 2:24am - misc - by BornInTheWrongEra (woman) - United States

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