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toriaaa1313

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 August 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About toriaaa1313 : well I like to think I'm funny even if I'm not. I am a simple country girl that loves to fish, hunt, or ride a fourwheeler/big ole truck through some muddy back roads real fast and crazy. the fastest way to my heart is to put me behind the wheel of ur truck. I like to drink even if I can't hold my liquor. I like to live happy and make memories. I like to be me even if nobody else likes it. :)

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Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories sake". FML

by exasperated / 04/16/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

by birthdaygirl / 04/16/2014 at 1:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML

by freakedout / 04/10/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy