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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 777
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About topie : Zombies, Anime, Manga, Music, Beer, and hanging out with my friends. these are the things that make me happy. I am a very laid back dude. if you want to talk feel free.

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Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

by crizzy / 04/23/2011 at 8:08pm / United States / Love

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

by purrykitty / 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

by killercow / 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:06am / United States (South Carolina) / Kids

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

by samikai523 / 04/18/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML

by Mahomie123 / 04/16/2011 at 6:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

by overflowing / 04/16/2011 at 6:20pm / United States (Texas) / Health