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by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 9:53am / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
by no one / 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
by Jayne / 03/29/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Health
by anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 12:46am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
by kingpig / 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Love
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
by toothpaste / 01/19/2012 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by appropriatepolice / 01/16/2012 at 3:19am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
by CantPublish / 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm / United States / Health
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
by hannaaaahr / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Gemma / 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…