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tootsie68

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2162
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About tootsie68 : Hello there! Thank you for creepily stalking me. You may go along your way now...

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Today, a hobo shook me down 4 money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago.

#19776561
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32696) - you deserved it (2405)

On 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY , I WENT TO THE CRCUS WITH MAH FAMILY. WHEN WE WERE LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS DURING THE BREAK , AN ELEPHANT TOOK MAH PURSE WITH HIS TRUNK AN ATE IT. IT CRUSHED MAH CELLPHONE , CAMERA , KEYS AN WALLET. AFTER THAT , THE CRCUS DRECTOR YELLED AT ME FOR FEEDING POISONOUS STUFF TO HIS ELEPHANT. FML

#19769177
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27465) - you deserved it (4720)

On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, after a long nigt of partying, I fell asleep,ile ma bride was delivering er vows. FML

#19761767
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6825) - you deserved it (54148)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after a long nigt of partying, I fell asleep,ile ma bride was delivering er vows. FML

#19761767
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6825) - you deserved it (54148)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

#19721854
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28248) - you deserved it (2239)

On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49359) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today , I walkd in on my dad introducing his stuffd gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20287) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I walkd in on my dad introducing his stuffd gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20287) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN A CRAZY DRUNK GUY NAKED IN FRONT OF A MCDONALD'S, WAVING AT EVERYONE!! YEAH, THAT WAS PROBABLY ME!! FML

#19618137
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8729) - you deserved it (32267)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58921) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to fine a DVD, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me showering and sleeping !! FML

Today, my husband announcd that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook an clean fir himhile he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38655) - you deserved it (2889)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, it was mah wedding day. With mah best friend as the priest, she askd, "Do you looool take this man to be yur lawfully weddd husband?" After saying I do, she then turnd to him an askd, "Do you want to bang mah friend?" Everyone laughd, except mah already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29767) - you deserved it (4438)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer 4 sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32672) - you deserved it (12497)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over fir dinner fir the frst time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

#19465353
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33546) - you deserved it (6701)

On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)



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