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tootsie68
  • Town/Country : Michigan, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About tootsie68 : Hello there! My name is Ala'a and I am from Egypt, though I was been raised in the United States. I live in Michigan, The Land of Bipolar Weather.

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Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38996) - you deserved it (17447)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

#38126
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37174) - you deserved it (3310)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11527) - you deserved it (138309)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60621) - you deserved it (7578)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72980) - you deserved it (15864)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41602) - you deserved it (7813)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4498) - you deserved it (36282)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sends a text to one of his "friends" saying "I'm thinking of you". FML

#1878
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18172) - you deserved it (1613)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Wolf - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22253) - you deserved it (6341)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
78 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33248) - you deserved it (8488)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48385) - you deserved it (5854)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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