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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 November 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8925
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tompou6 : I'm a sailing instructor during the summer and I'm a Primary Care Paramedic student. Msg me if you want to talk.

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Visits<b>Desiree_lianne</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 11:42am<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:25am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 11:46pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 4:44am<b>DrSam</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 12:03am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 8:06pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:09pm<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:41pm<b>NoticeMeSenpai</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:52am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:34pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:16pm<b>Maggard67</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 10:18pm<b>spencerpajari</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 2:20am<b>askb4488</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 12:28am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:23pm<b>mcneal</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 8:17am<b>Bianca_Johnson19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:49am

Fucked!<b>Desiree_lianne</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 5:42pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 10:44am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:16pm<b>Maggard67</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:18am<b>mcneal</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:18pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 3:12am<b>spencerpajari</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 8:00pm<b>askb4488</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 7:53am<b>Bianca_Johnson19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:49am<b>DrSam</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:12pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 5:57pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:16pm<b>vlopez917</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:37pm<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 5:39am<b>camogirl2249</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 3:40pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 7:10am<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:28pm

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tompou6's favorite FMLs

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" / 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

by McFuckYouTooCunt / 06/11/2015 at 9:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2015 at 10:24am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2015 at 10:14am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, my mom called my workplace and told my boss to make sure I wear a hat so I didn't get heatstroke like I did on my last shift. I'm 25. FML

by notmysistersbf / 04/19/2015 at 10:39pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

by tardspawn / 04/05/2015 at 11:38am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Health

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 12:47pm / Ireland / Intimacy

Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML

by MIB thingy please... / 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

by Sprinkles / 02/04/2015 at 2:44am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML

by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 10:53pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Love

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

by Northshore75 / 01/15/2015 at 5:24pm / United States (California) / Kids

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

by con135 / 01/12/2015 at 8:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism". FML

by nick / 01/12/2015 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Work