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About tommygunkid : Most of you are idiots, especially the high school kids that think this is a site to be tough on. If that's not you, awesome we might get along.
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Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
Friday 26 June 2015