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About tomhofer : Moo moo moo moo. I am a cow.

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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
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I agree, your life sucks (43953) - you deserved it (8993)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52739) - you deserved it (7824)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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