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by joe1234 / 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Jeweler / 06/26/2009 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML
by satanlovesme / 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
by Wmsys32pr9 / 03/30/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Washington) / Kids
- Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up… Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables… Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly…