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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 618
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About tomgun : Tomorrow could be your last day on earth so enjoy it while you still can but please for the love of god don't YOLO it because don't forget that; you also only die once.

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tomgun's favorite FMLs

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

by wtf / 05/16/2014 at 6:25pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

by Anonymous / 04/26/2014 at 1:57am / Canada / Kids

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 4:03am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous