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Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML


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Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML


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