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Why am I up so early?
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, at 34 weeks pregnant I peed myself while brushing my teeth, not more than a minute earlier I… Today, my SO started to lecture me on how caffeine is bad for the baby. I breastfeed our daughter.… Today, while on vacation, I received a text from my friend whom I asked to water my plants saying,…