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tnlander's favorite FMLs

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48551) - you deserved it (3751)

On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44333) - you deserved it (28254) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

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