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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 421
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About tllom : My name is Addison! :D
I love gospel/inspirational music!
I'm into Photography and healthy nutrition!
I live for others, to help everyone I can!
I love kids, working with kids. I volunteer at daycare.
I will never allow myself or anyone to get bullied... If I can stop it, I will!
Riverdance and Jive are my favourite dance genres! Idk what else to mention haha, if you're curious about anything just message me here or kik me: HeightsOfLove

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Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML


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On 06/02/2013 at 12:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was feeling down about being stuck in bed after ankle surgery. I thought I would go ahead and call my boss and let him know everything went well. He said the obligatory nice things, then told me that if I'm not at work on Monday, I'll be fired. I can't even get out of bed. FML


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On 05/03/2013 at 1:35am - work - by clutzasaurus (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML


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On 05/03/2013 at 1:16am - love - by SingleStrongArm - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML


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On 05/02/2013 at 8:16pm - love - by psycho ex (man) - Brazil

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