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Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML


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On 05/27/2013 at 4:18pm - work - by fuck you retail (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML


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On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML


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On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML


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On 09/28/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by emilyhendrix0414 - United States

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