About tjschultz16 : Hai dere my name is TJ. I am 16 years old. I despise SWAG and YOLO with every fiber of my being. My hobbies are South Park/Family Guy, women in yoga pants, and pizza. I also love to play xbox for 5 hours straight. If you wanna game, my gamertag is s0mewhiiteguy. Be sure to have a nice and dandy day.
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by Gurior / 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Transportation
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