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by MegasaurusRex89 / 10/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Animals
by KayyElOh94 / 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm / United States / Kids
by kitkat / 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Rowansgonnarow / 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm / Health
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML
by LoveGlove / 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by sunil / 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
by confusing / 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm / Zimbabwe / Work
by JayCee500 / 05/27/2014 at 7:05pm / Health
by seriously? / 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by thepixies842 / 05/19/2014 at 11:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML
by BaggedDown / 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…