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titzenpitzer
  • Town/Country : Belgium
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 February 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 624
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29782) - you deserved it (1428)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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