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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 February 1987 (29 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1058
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About titzenpitzer : NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE CLICK THIS LINK. Go ahead. Don't. (edit: it seems you simply can't click it. Good. Don't copy paste it into your browser then) http://megablastor.bandcamp.com/

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titzenpitzer's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

by m / 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health