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tishytot
  • Town/Country : Hartford, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1739
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

#4196
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38683) - you deserved it (5036)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Yoshi - United States (California)

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18088) - you deserved it (7145)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18088) - you deserved it (7145)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML

#1288
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16523) - you deserved it (1937)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
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I agree, your life sucks (26534) - you deserved it (2382)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version



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