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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1300
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About tipsy2013 : All that you really need to know about me is that my hobbies include loving cats and drinking chocolate milk. I'm also a huge fan of mashed potatoes.

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Today, I spent eight hours cutting, curing, and aligning on the racks, six months worth of beef to be dried for some tasty jerky, only to find out my dehydrator is broken beyond repair, and would cost as much to fix as the soon-to-spoil meat that I bought. FML

by Beefy Man / 05/13/2016 at 3:33am / United States (Utah) / Money

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 8:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

by LadyLou / 11/03/2015 at 6:42am / Australia / Work

Today, at work on a construction site, my coworker dropped a small piece of metal from 4 stories, and it struck another worker. We quickly began to climb down to see if the person was OK, and the same coworker dropped a metal pole, and crushed my hand, two minutes after the first accident. FML

by sparky83000 / 10/29/2015 at 4:51pm / Canada / Work

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

by Js2cool / 09/28/2015 at 10:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

by GabyLeann / 09/28/2015 at 10:01pm / United States / Money

Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML

by colorfun / 05/17/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids

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Today, my internet was out and wasn't due to be fixed until at least Tuesday. I'm a grad student with a lot of online research to do and deadlines to meet, so I desperately bought an expensive and non-returnable portable wifi hub. An hour ago, the internet came back on. FML

by WiFucked / 04/03/2015 at 11:08am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Work

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML

by TooMuchAnxiety / 03/10/2015 at 4:03am / United States (Hawaii) / Love

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

by pregz / 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

by boyishgirl / 02/27/2015 at 2:14pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML

by sayhey22 / 01/09/2015 at 10:33am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love

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Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

by whovian / 12/25/2014 at 10:17am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

by SaintGoobers / 10/06/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (New York) / Kids

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Today, my life is so boring that I started looking through my can of coins and sorting them out by year. The oldest coin I have is from 1963. FML

by Gibbster_ / 06/20/2014 at 1:05am / United States (Texas) / Money