About tipsy2013 : All that you really need to know about me is that my hobbies include loving cats and drinking chocolate milk. I'm also a huge fan of mashed potatoes.
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Today, I spent eight hours cutting, curing, and aligning on the racks, six months worth of beef to be dried for some tasty jerky, only to find out my dehydrator is broken beyond repair, and would cost as much to fix as the soon-to-spoil meat that I bought. FML
by Beefy Man / 05/13/2016 at 3:33am / United States (Utah) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 8:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by LadyLou / 11/03/2015 at 6:42am / Australia / Work
Today, at work on a construction site, my coworker dropped a small piece of metal from 4 stories, and it struck another worker. We quickly began to climb down to see if the person was OK, and the same coworker dropped a metal pole, and crushed my hand, two minutes after the first accident. FML
by sparky83000 / 10/29/2015 at 4:51pm / Canada / Work
by Js2cool / 09/28/2015 at 10:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by GabyLeann / 09/28/2015 at 10:01pm / United States / Money
Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML
by colorfun / 05/17/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
Today, my internet was out and wasn't due to be fixed until at least Tuesday. I'm a grad student with a lot of online research to do and deadlines to meet, so I desperately bought an expensive and non-returnable portable wifi hub. An hour ago, the internet came back on. FML
by WiFucked / 04/03/2015 at 11:08am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Work
by TooMuchAnxiety / 03/10/2015 at 4:03am / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by pregz / 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by boyishgirl / 02/27/2015 at 2:14pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML
by sayhey22 / 01/09/2015 at 10:33am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
by whovian / 12/25/2014 at 10:17am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
by SaintGoobers / 10/06/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Gibbster_ / 06/20/2014 at 1:05am / United States (Texas) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh… Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can… Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to…