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by ElementaryEdGuy / 09/11/2014 at 11:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML
by notmarryingyou / 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 12:47pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by onlywantuanyway / 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm / Intimacy
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
by almost governmental / 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 12:46am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 9:31pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, my boss asked me if I could work this weekend, doing the work of 2 people, for almost no extra pay. I had a weekend out with my kids planned, so I said I couldn't. My boss called it a shitty excuse, yet gave a free pass to a guy who claimed he had a "phobia of working on weekends". FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2014 at 2:11pm / Latvia (Riga) / Work
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
by fanaticalfuckspawn / 08/25/2014 at 4:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
by JackieD / 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by embarrassed / 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by FANZZY / 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML
by I hate children / 08/18/2014 at 8:10am / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same… Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get…
- Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a…