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timtam24

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 July 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3473
  • Number of comments : 292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About timtam24 : i ♥ Parkway Drive

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Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 1:19pm<b>nonononononono</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 3:37pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 8:25am<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:41am

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timtam24's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

by thefailure / 08/02/2009 at 12:21am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2009 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

by fmjob / 07/21/2009 at 12:39am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy