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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2944
  • Number of comments : 292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About timtam24 : i ♥ Parkway Drive

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Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56810) - you deserved it (3083)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:32am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85076) - you deserved it (5854)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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