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timelessone
  • Town/Country : Glendale, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 165
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37353) - you deserved it (6511)

On 05/11/2013 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43643) - you deserved it (24300)

On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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