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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 603
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About timakinz : If you're here because I offended you, I promise I counted to ten first!
The photos up here are the things I like.
I am too old for my age and too hungry for my sake.
Messages are more than welcome!

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timakinz's favorite FMLs

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain mah balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of mah bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

#21272641
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35520) - you deserved it (9607)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

my sister introducd me to her new, deaf boyfriend . She proudly proclaimd that she was trying to leren sign language fir his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips . I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same fir me fir 20 goddamn yeres . FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50617) - you deserved it (2858)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me 4 "threatening to murder a customer". FML

#21247836
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36316) - you deserved it (9443)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I met my mom's new busines partner for te frst time. I sook is and, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daugter". I'm a guy. mega FML

#21085066
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (11782)

On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WOKE UP LATE AND HAD TO RUSH TO CATCH BUS. UPON ARRIVING AT SCHOOL, I WAS HOT FROM RUNNING AND TOOK OFF SWEATER. IT WAS THEN, IN A LECTURE HALL WITH 400 PEOPLE, THAT I REALISED I HADN'T PUTTED A SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH. FML

#20945220
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45986) - you deserved it (10240)

On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was texting mah boyfriendhen he said "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny I ran and grabbed mah copy of the movie Up and took a picture of me holding it looool and sent it to him. He replied "Getting real tired of yur shit." Then dumped me fir mah "dumb taste in humor."

#20696601
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63563) - you deserved it (13882)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today... While Trucking... I Got Stuck In Traffic On A Congested Highway. After 15 Minutes Of Mind-numbing Boredom... I Glanced Down At The Car Beside Me... Only To Witness The Driver Changing Her Tampon And Flicking The Old One Onto The Highway. I Can't Unsee This. FML

#20489402
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59952) - you deserved it (3684)

On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

2day I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights cummed back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't putted my shorts back on. big fat FML

#19988832
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6063) - you deserved it (36388)

On 07/28/2012 at 9:26am - misc - by anonymous - Lebanon

Today, I Was T-boned At An Intersection. In An Ambulance. On The Way To The Hospital After Being T-boned At An Intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37396) - you deserved it (1731)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I found out how my parants mat. Thay mat at a mantal hospital, whara thay wara both baing hospitalizad. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29682) - you deserved it (2420)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I Went To See My Dermatologist Friend 4 A Free Consultation On My Terrible Acne. During My Visit, Se Said I Probably Won't Be Getting Any More Pimples. Excited, I Asked Er Ow Se Could Tell. Se Replied, ( Tere's No More Room 4 It. ) FML

#19787608
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (2380)

On 06/14/2012 at 3:34pm - health - by ultraattitude - United States

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

TODAY, I ASKED MY GRLFRIEND WY SE NEVER LETS ME IN ER OUSE. SE STARED BLANKLY AND SAID, "WAT IS INSIDE IS NOT FOR TINE EYES." I TOLD ER BEST FRIEND ABOUT TIS CREEPINES LATER ON. SE SIGED AND SAID, "T'WAS NOT FOR MINE EYES EITER. I DIDST FAIL TO LISTEN." I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY MIND ERE. FML

#19772012
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24752) - you deserved it (3319)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (2846)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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