About tim374 : I usually just read FMLs on here and then the comments sometimes.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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tim374's favorite FMLs
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
by teflon_hammer / 05/25/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
by oh gee / 05/02/2016 at 1:01am / Intimacy
by w0w / 04/22/2016 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 4:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2016 at 11:44am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 1:13pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Juju Bear / 03/08/2016 at 6:54am / Miscellaneous
by b5b0n36 / 03/05/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Health
by injuredwifelady / 02/23/2016 at 3:23am / United States (Nebraska) / Animals
by not satisfied / 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 7:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 4:55am / United Kingdom / Intimacy