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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About tilly_llama : I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going person. English is my passion and I love books.

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML


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On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML


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Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML


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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

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