About thrifting : Avid WoW player, Artist, & Introvert. Document Specialist. 140 lbs lost since Dec 2014 & kept off. That's a whole human. Or a large dog. Or how much sugar the average American consumes in one year.
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by Is_This_Real / 09/12/2016 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by myheadhurts / 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
by single / 10/20/2013 at 7:21pm / United States / Love
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2012 at 1:50am / United States / Work
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
by shallowvomit1013 / 12/22/2009 at 8:09pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
by roar_shark / 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
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