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  • Town/Country : Yukon, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 563
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thrifting : One fine day, with a woof and a purr, A baby was born and it caused a little stir. No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog, Just a canine feline, little CatDog. CATDOG! CatDog. Alone in the world, Is a little CatDog.

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Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by single (woman) - United States

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML

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On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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On 12/22/2009 at 8:09pm - intimacy - by shallowvomit1013 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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On 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by roar_shark - Canada (Ontario)



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