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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 November 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3393
  • Number of comments : 467
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About threer : I curse a lot and am very opinionated.

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Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML


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On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML


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On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML


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On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my husband cracked a "rectum? damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML


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On 02/16/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by shanti (woman) -

Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now bitch" from my ex. FML


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On 02/16/2014 at 2:37am - misc - by snowlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML


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On 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, at the bank where I work, I escorted a very short woman to her safe deposit box in the vault. I left her alone, knowing she could use the phone to call the reception when she was ready to leave. We later realised the phone was too high for her to reach. If glares could kill. FML


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On 02/11/2014 at 5:01am - work - by norina (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML


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On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML


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On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML


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On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

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