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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3271
  • Number of comments : 448
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About threer : I curse a lot and am very opinionated... 'Nuff said..

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Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45163) - you deserved it (4306)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51971) - you deserved it (4227)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my husband cracked a "rectum? damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40510) - you deserved it (4496)

On 02/16/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by shanti (woman) -

Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now bitch" from my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42350) - you deserved it (6372)

On 02/16/2014 at 2:37am - misc - by snowlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62810) - you deserved it (4651)

On 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, at the bank where I work, I escorted a very short woman to her safe deposit box in the vault. I left her alone, knowing she could use the phone to call the reception when she was ready to leave. We later realised the phone was too high for her to reach. If glares could kill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43494) - you deserved it (6933) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/11/2014 at 5:01am - work - by norina (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21544) - you deserved it (40508)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (45715) - you deserved it (5425)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49414) - you deserved it (13435)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27293) - you deserved it (56187)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44204) - you deserved it (3394)

On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

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