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  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8491
  • Number of comments : 262
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thisguy22 : Thnks fr th mmrs.

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Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31970) - you deserved it (8848)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:25am - misc - by That_Indian_Guy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML


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On 11/06/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by really - United States

Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 9:03pm - work - by jobless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML


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On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML


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On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML


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On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML


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On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML


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On 10/13/2014 at 10:15am - intimacy - by badplacerightnow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML


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On 10/09/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML


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On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML


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On 10/04/2014 at 10:58am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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