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thisguy22
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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6680
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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thisguy22's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40755) - you deserved it (7942)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30853) - you deserved it (2446)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53594) - you deserved it (8336)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

#18003683
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34084) - you deserved it (2403)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

#17974807
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51799) - you deserved it (5888)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34132) - you deserved it (4348)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML

#17958269
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21301) - you deserved it (2141)

On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

#17949951
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28624) - you deserved it (3109)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:16am - love - by thatgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

#17910752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (7567)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML

#17903421
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34001) - you deserved it (3734)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

#17894609
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27267) - you deserved it (5350)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33047) - you deserved it (9247)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33316) - you deserved it (4475)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20637) - you deserved it (44646)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

#17793249
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42222) - you deserved it (2504)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)



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