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by Anonymous / 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Intimacy
Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML
by Matei / 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Work
Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML
by Daughter of the year / 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Miscellaneous
by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML
by greatly disturbed / 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
by actually just constipated.. and stupid / 03/04/2015 at 10:03am / Tunisia / Health
by xXEmmaLieXx / 03/03/2015 at 12:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 11:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Love
by MyUsernameisEpic / 01/27/2015 at 8:32pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by LD / 01/23/2015 at 11:46am / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by SilverZephyr / 01/16/2015 at 7:49am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love