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  • Number of visits : 6038
  • Number of comments : 177
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Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7) - you deserved it (11)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

TODAY, MY ENTRE JUNIOR CLASS TOOK TE ACT. ON TE LAST TEST, A CLASSMATE'S PONE WENT OFF, AUTOMATICALLY INVALIDATING TEOLE TEST. WE ALL AVE TO RETAKE IT. FML

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (8)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wantd to date me. FML

#21362620
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32561) - you deserved it (2704)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because mah dad was waiting 4 me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33962) - you deserved it (2290)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down te back of ma srt. Wen I turned around, I saw a man wo said, "You looked lyk ma ex from beind!" and ran off. FML

#21349054
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32590) - you deserved it (1670)

On 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I was talking to a grl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." looool What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
106 comments

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML

#21342921
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (6725)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed mah husband in the shower singing Chicago's ( You're the Inspration ) to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26634) - you deserved it (3214)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

TODAY..!! I ASKD OUT A GIRL THAT I'VE LIKD FOR A WHILE!! SHE THOUGHT I WAS JOKING AND LAUGHD..!! SAYING..!! "NO!! HAVE YOU MET YOURSELF?" FML

#21338134
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32885) - you deserved it (3102)

On 01/16/2015 at 7:49am - love - by SilverZephyr - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have looool ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also recieved. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (25985)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, my boss told me that as funny as it is, it is inappropriate to mock customers with my "fake" Scottish accent . I don't, he refuses to believe that I speak with a Scottish accent . real FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, an so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, cuz my friends an I aren't attractive either. FML

#21333300
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34594) - you deserved it (4005)

On 01/08/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by licensed_ginger (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33813) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today... My Mom Got Me A Christmas Present. Since I'm Ahovian... She Thought It Would Be Cool To Get Mehat She Thought Was A Sonic Screwdriver. It Was Actually A Dildo Shaped As One. I Opened The Gift In Front Of My Entre Family. FML

#21323893
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33263) - you deserved it (3469)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)



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