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yesterday I was with my boyfriend an I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable an that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something ( awesome ) like that. FML

#17544158
92 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 12:58am - health - by collball22 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months calld me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumpd me "just in case." FML

#17527227
109 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 5:20am - love - by Username - United States (New York)

Today... mah grlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

#17507897
143 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States

Today , mah family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in mah room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML

#17505369
122 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by livgasms - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY I DRUNK TEXTD A GUY I LIKE!! WE'D MET AT AN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING!! FML

#17502904
90 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm - love - by Username - United States

Today while at my boyfriend's house my stomach began to hurt really badly so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on his dad went to the bathroom an yelled "Goddamn son what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

yesterday my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family!! Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks!! FML

#17498431
106 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by howtragic - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Was Bored And All Aloniele Cleaning At Work. Tis Led Me To Start Passionately Doing A Ballet Dance In Te Empty Corridor. I Promptly Stopped As I Remembered Te Surviellance Cameras. FML

#17490024
121 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm - work - by secret dancer (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, ma 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up te street and saw a neigbour's kid riding it. I marced up, gently lifted im off it, gave im a stern lecture about stealing and brougt te tricycle back ome. Te cops ten sowed up. Apparently, te kid as an identical tricycle. FML

#17481344
128 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

today mah parents heard me leaving mah room at 2 am, an freakd out cuz they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassd to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

#17478101
97 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today , I cummed home to fine looool a window broken and neighbour sereching inside house. Apparently , they'd hered a small child asking 4 help inside house. I recently taught dog to ( talk. ) real FML

#17477307
93 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, te guy at Subway askd if I wantd to make ma sandwic a footlong. I'm not sure wat came over me, but before I realizd wat I was saying, I'd told im tat I couldn't andle 12 inces. big fat FML

#17470290
143 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I was driving mah twin daughters to school,hen I accidentally honked mah horn . I told them it was an accident . One of mah kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell ( asshole ) afterwards . FML

#17458191
71 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Today I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about im liking my best friend. I guess it made im mad because e yelled "Breast cancer!" at te top of is lungs before power-puncing my rigt boob.

#17457165
173 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today I woke up at mah girlfriend's house. She was staring at me holding a knife over mah face. She ran away giggling. mega FML

#17457057
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39521) - you deserved it (4244)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)



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