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Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
by collball22 / 08/22/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Username / 08/20/2011 at 5:20am / United States (New York) / Love
by boyfriend123 / 08/18/2011 at 6:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML
by livgasms / 08/18/2011 at 12:02am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm / United States / Love
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 / 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
by howtragic / 08/17/2011 at 8:13am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by secret dancer / 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Work
Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML
by ollie179 / 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Kids
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
by Michelle / 08/15/2011 at 4:15am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Mumbling Mutt101 / 08/15/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML
by Kathryn / 08/13/2011 at 6:31am / Belgium / Kids
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
- Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I…