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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22345) - you deserved it (6448)

On 11/09/2015 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by bianca131 (woman) - Australia

Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML


Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36161) - you deserved it (11927)

On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML


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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47405) - you deserved it (4821)

On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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