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thinmintgal

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  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About thinmintgal : I love Chipotle.

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thinmintgal's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42136) - you deserved it (3334)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

#5144800
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14232) - you deserved it (50256)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44774) - you deserved it (4580)

On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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