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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 December 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 33861
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About thinkpink : I am an Iowa State Cheerleader! I like to have fun! I enjoy reading, outdoor activities, and spending time with the fam. A lot of the time, this website basically sums up the rest of my life : )

thinkpink's page activity

Visits<b>Chibster</b> - 20 hours ago<b>TheDarkLight</b> - yesterday at 5:36pm<b>Pranav175</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 2:40am<b>tacobutt</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 12:08am<b>jairolover</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 8:15pm<b>Jonjon554</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 1:04am<b>BonerFart</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 2:36pm<b>MindGames</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 2:32am<b>holly_fly</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Mdon0719</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 11:45pm<b>tormcn</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:57am<b>The666Ghost</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 4:06am<b>acp2002</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 12:14am<b>kingshelly</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 3:36am<b>glencoco63</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 2:50am<b>finchy420</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 6:00am<b>heli110</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 12:26am<b>odinhasaboner</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 5:42am

Fucked!<b>The666Ghost</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 10:07am<b>dakota133</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 4:00am<b>alex_gen</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:20am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 9:29pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 8:13am<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:08am<b>FlendtDK</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 12:54am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:58am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 8:38am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 9:51pm<b>JavitheWrestler</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:21am<b>JClaymation</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 4:02am<b>Ilikepie82479</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 6:08am

thinkpink's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

thinkpink's favorite FMLs

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

by Flicker / 05/14/2009 at 3:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

by chelserusera / 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

by 1suckatL1fe / 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2009 at 11:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

by SadDad / 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

by ohmygoodness / 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

by Hellau / 12/29/2008 at 5:56am / Kids