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theycallmekitty

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 June 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1436
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About theycallmekitty : I'm just here to read some FMLs :3 One of my favorite things in the world is laughter xD I like meeting new people c: If you have any questions for or about me just message me!

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theycallmekitty's favorite FMLs

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

by bestiality? do I look like a pig? / 05/26/2013 at 4:50pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

by theycallmekitty / 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML

by junkie / 12/18/2012 at 1:28pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Miscellaneous