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thesnypist8

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About thesnypist8 : Love video games, friends and good times:)
feel free to message me for laughs, smiles, and just plain randomness! love to talk about anything thats on my mind! love this site:p go on it every night b4 bed haha :p
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thesnypist8's favorite FMLs

Today my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said ( I dig skinny chicks ) . I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really lyk his shirt . His response? ( Don't let the liberal media brainwash u into thinking it's OK to be fat . ) FML

#21376642
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32220) - you deserved it (4199)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

TODAY, MAH FIANCÉ AND I WERE HAVING SEX. IN THE MIDDLE OF IT HE SAID, "I WANT US TO BE COVALENT BONDS". I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WAT HE MEANT, AND HE ACTUALLY STOPPED TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. FML

#21346746
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25643) - you deserved it (6815)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today , one of my friends looool postd on Facebook saying if you're eld up at an ATM , putting yur PIN in backwards will alert te cops. I pointd out it's an urban legend , and askd ow it'd work if teir PIN was te same backwards. He drove over and beat te crap out of me. mega FML

#21332664
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34420) - you deserved it (5136)

On 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

today I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of mah sadness after mah break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by mah ex-girlfriend. FML

#21288808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36069) - you deserved it (4087)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:25am - love - by facebookdeception - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, ex-girlfriend startd dating the guy she told me not to worry abouthen we datd . FML

#21288806
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34578) - you deserved it (3640)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today , as a limo driver , I had to drive 8 guys 4 a night-out from there wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio , thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently , they wanted to listen to there "pump-up" songs instead , which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML

#21271972
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36822) - you deserved it (4702)

On 10/06/2014 at 11:05am - work - by theseguysarewhipped... - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend an I were roleplaying therapist an patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him an burst into tears. real FML

#21269125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40134) - you deserved it (4850)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, mah drunk husband cummed home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48138) - you deserved it (3550)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

TODAY... I WENT CAMPING WITH HUSBAND NOT TOO FAR FROM OUR HOUSE. WE GOT OUR TENT PITCHD UP... STOVE READY AND ROLL-OUT BD OUT. HE THEN SAID... "I'M JUST GONNA GO FIR A WALK." IT HAD BEEN ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE I DECIDD TO GO FIND HIM. HE HAD WALKD HOME TO PLAY COD. FML

#21239602
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45621) - you deserved it (5205)

On 08/17/2014 at 6:19am - misc - by AnnoyedWoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

my ex-grlfriend proposd to me, at wedding. mega FML

#21158075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54133) - you deserved it (7390)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

today I finally brought a girl home from college!! While I was making her some coffee, mah roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be mah girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome!! My date left before I could explain, and mah roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious!! FML

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome mah social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentiond she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurtd out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stard as she respondd: "A gynaecologist." FML

#21129433
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (6911)

On 05/03/2014 at 6:38am - health - by cocacola999 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday , I went to a strip club , by myself , in GTA V. real FML

#21092916
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42105) - you deserved it (7767)

On 03/21/2014 at 7:42pm - misc - by BMTH2296 (man) - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML

#21044971
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49960) - you deserved it (6256)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

2day I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. fat FML

#21039900
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24725) - you deserved it (48552)

On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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