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Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2016 at 1:13am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
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