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Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML


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On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stopped by for a surprise visit. Upon discovering the trash can full of used tissues, she called my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have. FML

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML


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On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML


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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML


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On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML


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On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

Today, I asked my students to buy a copy of Anne Frank's diary for an assignment. One of them asked me in all seriousness who wrote it. FML


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On 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by Huedadaa - France (Picardie)

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML


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On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom and I got the answer to the question, "Is our dog really dumb enough to jump out of the window of a moving vehicle?" The answer: Yes. FML


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On 10/02/2013 at 2:36am - animals - by BasketGhost - United States (New York)

Today, my mum dismissed my diagnosed schizophrenia as "too much time with those earphones in". FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 3:56am - health - by awkwardology - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML


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On 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm - misc - by poor teacher - United States (Utah)

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML


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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

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