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therosalinatherosalina
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3605
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About therosalina : Sup home skillet

Here are a few things about me:
I like most rock music, and my favorite band is Chevelle.
I ride dirt bikes, swim, and play volleyball.
Excessively poor grammar rustles my jimmies.
My favorite TV show is The Walking Dead.
I love video games, especially Skyrim, BioShock, and Borderlands.
Sometimes I'm funny.
I'm pretty friendly.
I'm happily taken.

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Visits<b>orios105</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:40am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:47am<b>Nomaddict</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:35am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:02pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 3:08pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 6:35pm<b>IndefiniteBeauty</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:46am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 11:19pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 10:20pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 2:53am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 8:52am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:29pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:37pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 8:43pm<b>jaydots</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:32am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:38pm<b>calebmo</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:37am

Fucked!<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:02am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:35am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 10:37pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 2:43am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 2:26am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:31am<b>leahb99</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:10pm<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:16am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:40am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:49am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:49am<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 3:19am<b>Ao_Ken</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 1:13pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 5:22pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 2:39am

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therosalina's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

#21523192
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17480) - you deserved it (1937)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by myusofwe (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

#21523145
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17271) - you deserved it (2287)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Alex - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23244) - you deserved it (1059)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML

#21522996
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17487) - you deserved it (1623)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Sgt_Jackrum (woman) - United Kingdom (Sandwell)

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17210) - you deserved it (5986)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19022) - you deserved it (2881)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

#21522430
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24162) - you deserved it (3888)

On 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm - work - by Upset (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML

#21522183
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22673) - you deserved it (2231)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, my cellphone-hating teacher called someone during class, so I called him out about it. Turned out his wife was having a tumor removed, and he was calling to see if she was okay. FML

Today, my girlfriend made a patronising post on Facebook, "to all you guys out there" saying how having sex with a drunk person is straight-up, 100% rape. I pointed out that she's had sex with me several times after I've come home drunk. That pissed her off. Now I'm single. FML

#21520025
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22515) - you deserved it (4317)

On 01/27/2016 at 10:35am - misc - by 404: Sanity Not Found (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML

#21515791
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20896) - you deserved it (3615)

On 01/16/2016 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML

#21515273
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23466) - you deserved it (1633)

On 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm - misc - by notmyfault - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML

#21514472
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22764) - you deserved it (1513)

On 01/12/2016 at 8:18pm - misc - by ripmyphone - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML

#21514447
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20266) - you deserved it (1272)

On 01/12/2016 at 7:16pm - love - by TabbyCat87 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

#21510935
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24311) - you deserved it (1731)

On 01/03/2016 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)



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