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therosalinatherosalina
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2840
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About therosalina : Sup home skillet

Here are a few things about me:
I like most rock music, and my favorite band is Chevelle.
I ride dirt bikes, swim, and play volleyball.
Excessively poor grammar rustles my jimmies.
My favorite TV show is The Walking Dead.
I love video games, especially Skyrim, BioShock, and Borderlands.
Sometimes I'm funny.
I'm pretty friendly.
I'm happily taken.

therosalina's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 23 hours ago<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:38am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:29pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:37pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:35am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 8:43pm<b>jaydots</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:32am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:38pm<b>calebmo</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:37am<b>princessace13</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:20pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:57pm<b>myselfkk</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:31pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:42am<b>therealjc</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:33am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 8:26pm<b>MattBenid</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:27am

Fucked!<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 10:37pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 2:43am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 2:26am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:31am<b>leahb99</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:10pm<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:16am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:40am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:49am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:49am<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 3:19am<b>Ao_Ken</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 1:13pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 5:22pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 2:39am

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therosalina's favorite FMLs

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22697) - you deserved it (3792)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was my birthday and I have no children. My father bluntly says, "Well, I guess if I get any grand-babies out of you now, they will have Down's Syndrome." I just turned 30. FML

#21463070
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19421) - you deserved it (1406)

On 08/31/2015 at 5:46pm - kids - by AM (woman) -

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25568) - you deserved it (2766)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

#21462259
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23337) - you deserved it (1987)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML

#21462179
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21975) - you deserved it (1533)

On 08/29/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by babypenguin00 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

#21462044
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24388) - you deserved it (1664)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend uninvited to me a party because she said her ex would be there, and since she hasn't told him about us, she didn't want him getting upset. FML

#21461601
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (2398)

On 08/28/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

#21455220
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31774) - you deserved it (2221)

On 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

#21442016
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38912) - you deserved it (1960)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML

#21439756
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35577) - you deserved it (1699)

On 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39359) - you deserved it (2167)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29624) - you deserved it (2036)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36339) - you deserved it (2263)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30312) - you deserved it (3134)

On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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