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Today, while making love to mah wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on mah cheek. fat FML

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On 10/19/2012 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

TODAY IT WAS MAH UNCLE'S FUNERAL . I WASN'T VERY CLOSE WITH HIM , BUT I STILL WANTED TO BE RESPECTFUL . MY BOYFRIEND , BIENG THE JACKASS THAT HE IS , WAS SINGING THE SPIDER PIG SONG FROM THE SIMPSONS UNDER HIS BREATH WHILE MAKING HIS FINGERS WALK UP MAH LEG , TRYING TO GET UNDER MAH SKIRT . REAL FML

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On 10/01/2012 at 12:23am - love - by SorryUncleTommy (woman) - United States (New York)

2day a creepy grl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house 4 a family dinner. She replied looool "No your not. I can see u right now." FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah cousin suddanly confidad in ma that ha had triad to commit suicida by ovardosing whan ha was 17. Shockad and not knowing how to raspond , I blurtad out , "Did it work?" FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

today after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

#19859958
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On 06/28/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by … (woman) - United States

Today, I watchd Gigli !! FML

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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I woka up to ona of my hamstars cannibalizing tha othar!! FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

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354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

yesterday I introducd my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner . He is Asian . My mom insistd on calling him ( Ching Chong ) . His name is Kevin . FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today... my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk... and my mom shoutd at him... ( Have you had sex with my daughter? ) As he was shaking his head... my dad said... ( I have ) in a really creepy voice... thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." fat FML

#13937694
194 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later a little boy flew out of his swing cuz I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both sibling and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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