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Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML

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On 10/01/2012 at 12:23am - love - by SorryUncleTommy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

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On 06/28/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by … (woman) - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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253 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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On 11/15/2010 at 2:26am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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134 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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