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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 October 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 51
  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41915) - you deserved it (5454)

On 01/31/2014 at 1:16am - intimacy - by CatBlock (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

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On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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